so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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