and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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