I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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