Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You did what with his pubic hair?
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