do herpes really smell.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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