Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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