Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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