This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Terrible idea I love it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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