nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
ok first of all what the fuck
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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