There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do vagina's smell?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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