You made me cry and you don't even care
kristin has been a bad kristin
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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