I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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