i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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