He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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