Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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