I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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