omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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