Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
