What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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