She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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