It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
porn star boner night. come get it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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