gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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