i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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