you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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