What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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