I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
