you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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