We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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