Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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