Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Randomize
