Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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