i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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