I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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