he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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