Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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