no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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