I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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