atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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