Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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