Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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