windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
