I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's rum buckets o'clock
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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