you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
this will be a night to untag.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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