Having a random hookup so left but love u
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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