I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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