when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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