I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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