i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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