therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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