ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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