If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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