i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
