still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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