ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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