I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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