My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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